Heer Sad Story

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi
main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne

Chalu bird

man passes a pet shop, hears a birdie singing. the man goes in, buys, shopkeeper is about to wrap the cage and man says”ik minut.. birdie has only one leg.”— the birdie said” oye..tenu gan vali chahi di ya nacchan vali?

Punnu ret chhad Kulu Manali wal daud lainda

rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi, pichhe Sehban de bhaiyan nu mor dinda,
sohni duban to pehla je phone kardi,Mahiwal ik kishti rod denda,
akal hundi te vech kuch Ranjha court marriage layi paise jod lainda,
khabar hundi je blocha de aaun di Punnu ret chhad Kulu Manali wal daud lainda

PUNJABI teacher to a student :Table par ink kisne girai hai?
‘isko punjabi me bol ke batao’
Student : Eh kine maa chudai hai..

Hanju Vich Teri Tasveer Nazar Aayi.

Jad Vi Tainu Milan Di Taqdeer Nazar Aayi,
Mainu Pairan Ch Banni Vi Zanjir Nazar Aayi,
Teri Yaad Ch Nikal Pade Mere Hanju,
Har Hanju Vich Teri Tasveer Nazar Aayi.

Singh Shoorme Sardar

Saade Sheran Varge Haunsle,
Haathiyan Vargi Chaal,
Maut Vi Dardi Milaun Nu,
Nazara Saade Naal,
Aven Taan Ni Aakhde Loki Saare Saanu,
Singh, Shoorme, Sardar.

Ajnabi Naal Mainu Ena Pyar

Ikk Ajnabi Naal Mainu Ena Pyar Kyun,
Inkar Karn To Baad Vi, Chahat Da Ikrar Kyun,
Ohnu Pauna Meri Taqdeer Ch Nahi Sayad,
Fer Vi Har Mod Utte Usi Da Intjar Kyun.

Ulfat Nu Kade Nakaam

Teri Ulfat Nu Kade Nakaam Nahi Hon Devange,
Teri Chahat Nu Kade Badnaam Nahi Hon Devange,
Meri Jindgi ch Kade Sooraj Nikde Na-Nikde,
Par Teri Jindgi ch Kade Shaam Nahi Hon Devange.

sad shayri

Ohdi Yaad Ch Main Hanjuan Da Samunder Bana Leya,
Tanhayian De Desh Ch Apna Ghar Vasa Leya,
Sunya Main Loki Poojde Ne Pathraan Nu Vi,
Es Karke Apne Dil Nu Main Pathar Bana Leya.

Arz kiya hai-Ke Ruthi hai aise wo humse
Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lengewah-wah
Itna waqt kaun zayaa kareItne me hum DUSRI pata lenge…