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January 3, 2010 Leave a comment

5 Sardaro ne Partnership me Taxi kharidi.15 din ho gaye lekin koi Sawari nahi mili, kyun? Kyunke 3 Srdr Peeche aur 2Aage baith kar Savari dhund rahe the…

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IF I WERE A MILLIONAIRE

January 3, 2010 Leave a comment

Teacher: Write an essay on- ‘IF I WERE A MILLIONAIRE’.

All started writing except Pappu.

Teacher: Why don’t you begin?

Pappu: Waiting for my secretary..GD
1 year, 2 months ago by nandu44 via mobile

January 3, 2010 Leave a comment

1 SARDAR ke ghar shadi ke 20 saal bad bacha hua, wo udas ho gaya, 2nd sardar: Yar udas Q ho? Sardar:20 sal bad bacha hua wo bhi “CHHOTA SA”.

January 3, 2010 Leave a comment

Why do Gods stay up in heaven? Coz they’re afraid of what they’ve created!

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Sardar was driving

January 3, 2010 Leave a comment

Sardar was driving wid girlfrnd 2 Chandigarh. He puts his hand on girlfrnd’s knee. She smiles & says:u can go further dear.So sardar drives till Shimla.

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Ghari detergent

January 3, 2010 Leave a comment

Ghari detergent tikiya walon ki beti se shadi karne ke liye bheed lagi thi.Kyonki unka maanna tha: “Pehle istemaal karein, phir vishwas karein”;-))

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Chalu bird

December 3, 2009 Leave a comment

man passes a pet shop, hears a birdie singing. the man goes in, buys, shopkeeper is about to wrap the cage and man says”ik minut.. birdie has only one leg.”— the birdie said” oye..tenu gan vali chahi di ya nacchan vali?