5 Sardaro ne Partnership me Taxi kharidi.15 din ho gaye lekin koi Sawari nahi mili, kyun? Kyunke 3 Srdr Peeche aur 2Aage baith kar Savari dhund rahe the…

IF I WERE A MILLIONAIRE

Teacher: Write an essay on- ‘IF I WERE A MILLIONAIRE’.

All started writing except Pappu.

Teacher: Why don’t you begin?

Pappu: Waiting for my secretary..GD
1 year, 2 months ago by nandu44 via mobile

1 SARDAR ke ghar shadi ke 20 saal bad bacha hua, wo udas ho gaya, 2nd sardar: Yar udas Q ho? Sardar:20 sal bad bacha hua wo bhi “CHHOTA SA”.

Why do Gods stay up in heaven? Coz they’re afraid of what they’ve created!

Sardar was driving

Sardar was driving wid girlfrnd 2 Chandigarh. He puts his hand on girlfrnd’s knee. She smiles & says:u can go further dear.So sardar drives till Shimla.

Ghari detergent

Ghari detergent tikiya walon ki beti se shadi karne ke liye bheed lagi thi.Kyonki unka maanna tha: “Pehle istemaal karein, phir vishwas karein”;-))

Chalu bird

man passes a pet shop, hears a birdie singing. the man goes in, buys, shopkeeper is about to wrap the cage and man says”ik minut.. birdie has only one leg.”— the birdie said” oye..tenu gan vali chahi di ya nacchan vali?

Raj: Meet my wife Tina

Raj: Meet my wife Tina
Ajay: Oh! I know her
R: How?
A: We were caught sleeping 2gather
R: What the hell?

A: Ten years ago,in the history class!!!

Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki,
5 din bad Bubbli rote hove waps aagae:

Major Rohail: Ab kyu aai ho?

Bubbli: Papa wo BMW ka driver nikla
N95 b China wala tha.

4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship. 2nd for Wealth. 3rd for Happiness. and the last oneKaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.