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January 12, 2010 Leave a comment

After Monday and Tuesday, even the week says WTF….

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Orange and an Apple

January 12, 2010 Leave a comment

Teacher: What is the difference between an Orange and an Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

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Do u have AIDS?

January 12, 2010 Leave a comment

Santa and a girl were having sex suddenly Santa asks. Do u have AIDS?
Girl: No.
Santa: Thank God! I don`t want to get that again.

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Have you been to bed with anyone?

January 12, 2010 Leave a comment

Santa: Have you been to bed with anyone?
Girl: This is none of your business.
Santa: Oh! Its your business!

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My wife got raped.

January 12, 2010 Leave a comment

Santa to judge: My wife got raped.
Judge: Were you there then?
Santa: No.
Judge: Ok then tell the place where the rape happened.
Santa lifting wife`s sari: Here judge sahib…here!

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January 3, 2010 Leave a comment

BIWI-
Sharm aani chahiye,
Rahim ki biwi se tumhara affair hai?

MIYA –
Haan par tumhe kaise patachala?
BIWI –
Kal Rahim aaya tha,
tumhari underwear pehan k..

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January 3, 2010 Leave a comment

Why do women put RED lipstick on their lips?

Answer:
To inform men! “STOP”! this is not the right hole

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