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Teri BV mujhe dekh k hasti kyu hai

June 11, 2011 Leave a comment

Banta:Teri BV mujhe dekh k hasti kyu hai, chalu hai kya?
Santa:Na re Shadi ki raat usne mujhse pucha kabhi kisi ki
GAND mari hai?o maine tera naam bataya tha

Categories: Adult Sms, Jokes

Arj hai –

January 3, 2010 Leave a comment

Arj hai –
Teri 1 ada kafi hai dil jalane k liye,
Wah Wah,
Teri 1 ada kafi hai dil jalane k liye,
Itni badi paint pehenta hai
Chhoti si mungfali chhupane k liye

Categories: Adult Sms, shayri

PaPpU JoCkY

January 3, 2010 Leave a comment

PaPpU JoCkY ki chaddi laya or gaon me sbhi ko dhoti uchi kr kr k dikhane laga.
Ghar aaya almari kholi to wo behosh ho gya….? Dekha chaddi to almari mein thi.

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Ghari detergent

January 3, 2010 Leave a comment

Ghari detergent tikiya walon ki beti se shadi karne ke liye bheed lagi thi.Kyonki unka maanna tha: “Pehle istemaal karein, phir vishwas karein”;-))

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December 4, 2009 Leave a comment

Girl is the best engine in the world
bcoz:
1. any size of piston fit
2. automatic lubricant

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kahe hamare sant Lunddas:

December 4, 2009 Leave a comment

chodan chodan sab kare, chod sake na koi
jab chodan ki bari aayi, land khhada na hoi

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Bollywood or Hollywood kya hota

December 4, 2009 Leave a comment

Beta:Pitaji, Ye Bollywood or Hollywood kya hota h?
Baap:-Beta,jahan ladki apne BOLL Se khelne de wo Bollywood or jahan HOLE se khelne de wo HOLLYWOD Hota hai

Categories: Adult Sms