tum ise jese maro ge me tum ko wese hi marunga

February 7, 2015 Leave a comment

Ek Badsha ne punjabi ko sza-e mot sunayi or
1 murghi de kr kaha tum ise jese maro ge me tum ko wese hi marunga
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punjbi ne murghi ki gardan apni gand me le k dabadi…!!

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Lun pe Aitebar kis ko hy ?

February 7, 2015 Leave a comment

c kis ko hy ?
Mil jaye Phudi Inkaar kis ko hy ?
Kuch Majboorian hain ay faraz wrna ..
Muth Maarne se Pyar kis ko he.

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chohdry manji khreed k wapis ghar ja rha tha

February 7, 2015 Leave a comment

1 chohdry manji khreed k wapis ghar ja rha tha, raste mein us 1 admi mila
1 admi: Ch saab kidron aa re je?
Ch: manji le k.
1 admi: kine di a?
Ch: 2000 di.
1 admi: Ch saab tusi te bund hi mrwa ae je.
Agey 2sra admi mila us ne b ye hi swal kia.
Ch: 1000 di.
2 admi: Ch saab tusi te bund hi mrwa ae je.
Agey 3sra admi mila us ne pucha Ch saab kidron aa re o.
Ch ghusse se: Bund mrwa k.
Admi: Manji naal le gae so?

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lulle anmulle

February 7, 2015 Leave a comment

Bade chete aunde ne yaaran de lulle,
Jado c fulle,
Fuddi vich varde,
dhuni tak charde,
kai var marai,
vich umar jwani,

oh dunia vakhri c,
Kinea ne vajaiya,
Na hon padhaia roj thukaiya,
Saari raat ghar ni,
Kise da dar ni,
Gasti vargi udo jindgani…
Bade chete aunde ne yaran de lulle…

O college mundea da,
vje sade 11,
Ni jna yara,
Ni kapde kholle,
Ni khade lolle,
Paake vich fuddi de,
Ni chikaan chadiya.

Munde bade shokeen hunde,
kapde laake,
Mumme dabonde,
Maje dwaonde,
Bde chete aunde ne yaaran de lulle…

‘Jai’ lambe lulle wala,
Na condom ponda,
Na tel lagonda,
Agge di paake,
Picho di kad da
Bde chete aunde ne yaaran de lulle…

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Main tenu chhad ke ja rahi aa

February 7, 2015 Leave a comment

Ladki (Ladke Se) – Main tenu chhad ke ja rahi aa…!
Menu Bhool Jai…!!

Ladka – Na Tere Aane Ki Khusi,
Na Tere Jane Ka Gum….

Fuddi Teri Le Lai,
Dafa Ho Teri Bhen Di Lun

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Santa Caught by Taliban.

February 7, 2015 Leave a comment

Santa Caught by Taliban.
Talibani (To Santa) – Islam Kabul Karo, Warna Gala Kaat diya jayega.
Santa – Yaar ye v ajeeb dharam hai, Kabul karo to Lulli Kat dete ho, na karo to Gardan!!!

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Teri BV mujhe dekh k hasti kyu hai

June 11, 2011 Leave a comment

Banta:Teri BV mujhe dekh k hasti kyu hai, chalu hai kya?
Santa:Na re Shadi ki raat usne mujhse pucha kabhi kisi ki
GAND mari hai?o maine tera naam bataya tha

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