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Teri BV mujhe dekh k hasti kyu hai

June 11, 2011 Leave a comment

Banta:Teri BV mujhe dekh k hasti kyu hai, chalu hai kya?
Santa:Na re Shadi ki raat usne mujhse pucha kabhi kisi ki
GAND mari hai?o maine tera naam bataya tha

Categories: Adult Sms, Jokes

PaPpU JoCkY

January 3, 2010 Leave a comment

PaPpU JoCkY ki chaddi laya or gaon me sbhi ko dhoti uchi kr kr k dikhane laga.
Ghar aaya almari kholi to wo behosh ho gya….? Dekha chaddi to almari mein thi.

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Ghari detergent

January 3, 2010 Leave a comment

Ghari detergent tikiya walon ki beti se shadi karne ke liye bheed lagi thi.Kyonki unka maanna tha: “Pehle istemaal karein, phir vishwas karein”;-))

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December 2, 2009 Leave a comment

Neha: papa nokar ne mera rape kr dya.
Major Rohail: hy! O Rabba meri beti ne
Uska kya bigara tha?
Neha: mei ne nokar aur ami ko
Sex krte huve dekh lya tha

Categories: Jokes