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New Year Sms

December 3, 2009 Leave a comment

)'” ( )
( ‘o’ )
(,,) ):( ),)
Can i stay here in your”Inbox”
& wait until 31/12/2008
so i’ll be the 1st to GREET u & wish u a “HAPPY NEW YEAR”

Categories: Ascii Sms, New Year Sms

July 18, 2009 Leave a comment

Teacher : O ki hai, jisde 2 tyre, 2 pedal, ik handle ?
Boys: cycle.
Tchr: cycle ni maa chodo, HERO CYCLE
Tchr:- O ki hai, 4 tyre, 11 seat?
Boys: Sumo.
Tchr: Sumo ni Maa chodo, Tata SUMO.
Boys: sir janani diyan tannga vichale ki hai?
Tchr: Fudda.
Boys: (Loudly) FUDDA NI SIR, Tuhadi bhen da Fudda..Ab

Categories: Ascii Sms

July 18, 2009 Leave a comment

Suhagraat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss karke
so gaya subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se
pehle naha lo Bahu (gusse mei) maa ji sirf
brush krwa lo baki sb saf hai

Categories: Ascii Sms

July 15, 2009 Leave a comment

o,,,o /),/)
( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )
(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)
U’n me forever..
and ever and ever!

Categories: Ascii Sms

July 15, 2009 Leave a comment

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !/ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !_ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 _! 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
still awake?
Time to sleep,
GOOD NITE
+
SLEEP TIGHT
+
SWEET DREAMZ!!!

July 15, 2009 Leave a comment

(”)….(”)
( ‘ o ‘ )
(”)–(”)
(””’)-(””’)
I Love You

Categories: Ascii Sms, Propose Sms

July 15, 2009 Leave a comment

.-””-.
( ‘;’ )
(,,)(,,)
kiya aap busy hain
Nahi
.-””-.
(”)( ‘; ‘ )(”)
( . )
to aayein cham cham khailain

Categories: Ascii Sms